Rusty wheels (BIUS EPISODE 1.9 — SEASON FINALE)

Hello Readers, and welcome to BossItUp Series’ Season 1′s final episode!

Are you bored? Are you thinking of something crazy and awesome to do this year? How about purchase a £400 ($672 CA) old car and start driving from London, UK to Mongolia with no GPS or backup? No? Is it just me? Ok, I’m kidding. However this Mongol Rally has really happened for the past few years. There are about 300 different teams who take part. It takes 12 months of planning, and looking for sponsors. Probably you’re thinking, “Sponsors? Why sponsors?” My answer? Look at the cars. There are logos everywhere.

The rally lasts about 5 weeks. The drivers get to drive through may different countries, try new food, etc. It’s well worth all the preparation stress. I have some other photos to show you:

The article is really long for me to cover in one episode. Therefore, I’m attaching a link so that you can read the whole thing, and take a look at all the great photos! http://bit.ly/mongolrallyonbiu

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I’m going to show you a video of two thieves escaping on a scooter. However, their plans fail once they bump into this bystander. Actually, I didn’t really mean it in that way; the bystander bumped into them.

Ouch. I just love the way he took his bicycle and and hit them with it. You should have seen me laughing when I watched this! Tears were included too. Karma just comes back at you.

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There’s this photo I found a photo of a cat on http://ICanHasCheezburger.com/. It’s trying to be a submarine!

I better run away because sooner or later, it might kill me. Those green eyes might have the ability to zoom…just like in a submarine.

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JOKE OF THE WEEK!

Trust me, you’ll crack up.

This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar.

“This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him.
“Oh, really?” the other replies. “It is a nice place. It’s also a very special bar.”
“Why is that?” the first guy asks. “Well, do you see that painting on the far wall? That’s an original Van Gogh, and this stool I’m sitting on was on the Titanic.”
“Gee, that’s amazing!” says the first guy.
“Not only that, but you see that window over there, fourth from the right? Well, the wind does strange things outside that window. If you jump out you’ll fall about 50 feet before the wind catches you and you’re pushed back up.”
“No way! That’s impossible,” the guy scoffs.
“Not at all. Take a look,” the other man replies, and with that he walks over to the window and opens it. He climbs over the sill and falls out. He drops 10… 20… 30… 40…50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh — he comes right back up and sails back through the window. “See? It’s fun. You should try it,” he says.
“Try it? I don’t even believe I saw it!” the first man shouts.
“It’s easy. Watch, I’ll do it again.” And with that, he falls out the window again. He drops 10… 20… 30… 40… 50 feet, comes to a stop, and whoosh — he comes right back up and sails back through the window. “Give it a try. It’s a blast,” he says.
“Well, what the heck, I’ll give it a try,” the first man says, and proceeds to fall out the window. He falls 10… 20… 30… 40… 50…60…70…80…90… 100 feet and splat — he ends up as road pizza on the sidewalk.
After watching this, the second guy casually closes the window, heads back to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender arrives with the drink and says, “You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk.”

Thank you for reading this season’s final episode! It’s been a great start to the Series! Season two is coming in a week or two!

Don’t forget: If you would like to submit something, PLEASE email me at bossitup.ul@gmail.com, or tweet me a link, photo, or video at either http://twitter.com/idashur or http://twitter.com/bossitup.

See you later!

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